Magic

Magic was the first excuse to explain phenomena in the Whiki, and it was supposedly first used by the wizard Hotdog.

Magic is some kind of spacial phenomena which allows otherwise impossible things to not just be possible, but also practical and often awesome. There are many forms of magic, enchantment, evocation, even physic magic, but most magic is just considered "god damned miracles".

The practitioners of magic are known as wizards, and they come in dark, light, and troll forms.

Dark wizards specialize in amazingtastical feats of awesomeness, while Light wizards specialize in the creation of miracles and I guess helping people or something.

Troll wizards do neither, they abuse their magic to mess with people on the internet, mostly cause they suck too much to do anything else. Not to be confused with Hackers, which use science to mess with people on the internet.

Magic is most often used as an excuse to be really terrible, most people will blame their wrongdoings on magic, or use magic in an evil way. Magic happens to have a sort of failsafe in it though, so dark wizards cannot become EVIL dark wizards for long. If a person using magic is too evil, they lose their humanity and turn into a magical abomination.

That doesn't mean there aren't evil dark wizards, they just have to do the occasional good deed to keep from getting turned into a monster, so often times you will see dark wizards building school houses and giving blankets to homeless people, only to rampage through the town later setting fire to everything. Bi-polar freaks.