STGBWYREAAAA

The sword that gets bigger when you're really excited about anything at all, or the STGBWYREAAAA is one of the more dangerous artifacts to come out of the wormholes.

It looks like an average sword, with some jewels in the handles, but it contains a very dangerous power.

As the name implies, the sword becomes bigger whenever the wielder is excited about anything at all. Its normal size however is about the size of a decorative dagger.

It has had many owners throughout time, and most end in disaster:

- One scrawny owner saw some nice candygirl ass and the sword crushed him to death.

- One young owner was told he was going to 34 flags, and got so exicted the sword destroyed his entire neighborhood, killing everyone inside

- The third to last owner accidentallied the whole Murksville park, creating the Murksville Rift.

Only one person has ever used the sword effectively. A dagron slayer had found the sword on the side of a road, and had taken it on his slaying quest. When he made it to the dagrons cave, he jumped on top of it and directed the sword down towards the dagrons head, where he thought all about how many hawt babelien chicks he'd get after this, and the sword grew to the size of a mountain, severing the dagron in two. The dagron slayer was safe however, and yes, he got a lot of hot babeliens.

Afterwards the sword was seized by the DSA, and given to the only man who could keep it safe... the most boring man in the world... a man whos life is so depressing, he would never be able to grow the sword;

Pimpley Pete.