Apple Beer

Apple beer was invented by Fourwind, to be claimed the best drink in existence. It is made from apples, sugar, and some other shit I guess.

He alone had access to the sweet nectar for several thousand years, however at one point he decided to be generous and gave the recipie to the entire world.

Now people sell it all over in all forms of flavours, cherry apple, double apple, super apple, blackberry apple surprise, even doesn't taste like apples apple.

It was banned from sale in 7243 by the council of "shit that tastes good so nobody should have it", but it was quickly legalized again after the kitten population went down 80%.