Hotdog

Hotdog was the first ever wizard. He was a human who wore a red wide brimmed pointed hat and a red cloak.

His magic was primitive to our current standards, as the best spell he could do was turning water into Apple Beer (Not more than a party trick nowadays), but his founding values have been kept to heart by all but the evilest of dark wizards.

The 5 laws of magic that he created are as follows:

1. You shall not throw a fireball at your neighbors dog (no matter how annoying it is).

2. You shall not use charms to pick up monster girls (human girls are fine though cause they're hard to get).

3. You shall not smuggle GP through the way of magic (that's just sick anyways).

4. You shall not abuse magic to the point of tranformation (abominations are no fun).

5. Most of all magic is for everyone (except for scrubs who can't do magic HAHAHAH), so share magic with the world!

There is a statue of him in the Hall of Radicool People, honouring his magical contributions to society.