The Real Spoon Shady

Spoon Shady (the real Spoon Shady, not all the lame copycats) is some kind of spoon. He is terribly mysterious, and can supposively cut guns in half with his mind. Of course nobody has actually seen him really, this picture is the only semi-reliable piece of evidence to his existence next to his spoon handle shaped prints he leaves in various forest floors.

Spoon Shady does exist according to a stolen WBKP census, but the name "Spoon Shady" appears almost 1500 times, and most of the names are attributed to people who are definitely not even spoons, probably as a silly joke, of course WBKP does not deal with jokes well and nearly all of these people have been found and questioned, except for of course, the real Spoon Shady.

Who is the real Spoon Shady, and whoever he is, will he please spoon up?