Pimpley Pete

Pimpley Pete is a middle aged man, semi-famous for having lots of acne, and also being so incredibly boring that he CANNOT be hated, or loved.

He was born in an unknown location, to an unknown mother who quickly abandonded him after seeing her baby had acne. He was found by a priest, and raised in a church. He is completely mute, and besides his acne, very bland.

He works for the WBKP, handling special missions that require a droll, uninteresting operative.

He is the current owner of the STGBWYREAAAA, because he cannot activate its powers.