Super Ultra Killer Cancer

Super Ultra Killer Cancer, or SUKC, is the main cause of disease related deaths in the Whiki.

It is cancer so powerful it can only be described as super... ultra.... killer.... cancer.

Symptoms include:

- Brain growing so large it melds through your skull and appears on the outside of your head

- Skin turns rainbow, red parts burn, blue parts are cold, green parts smell funny, orange parts look really tasty so you begin biting them, violet parts scare you so bad you try to avoid looking at them, yellow parts flake off, revealing muscle tissue and bone, and indigo parts feel like they're infested with spiders.

- Growing fleshy tails, 10 a day. They need to be cut off every day (which is extremely painful) because if you get more than 50 tails you become feral and start eating people

- Eyeballs can see for infinity, and you hear noises all around the world. Blindfold and ultra powerful noise canceling headphones must be used or you'll get into a state of psychosis.

- You start producing tasty goop candy from your nose. This is the only good part because its created from pure magic, and as such, you can live off of it. Did I mention it was tasty? Oh god its tasty.

There is no known cure (unless you are a green goodude), and treatments have minor effect at best. Most people with SUKC are thrown into the big sodding hole.