Dagrons

Dagrons are a semi-mysterious semi-reptile semi-flame-based lifeform that roam mainly the Volcano Pits, but come out to eat livestock and terrorize small thatched roof villages.

Dagrons are made out of five or six main parts:

The gut, the head, the wings, the legs, the business and the dagrontits (only on female dagrons).

THE GUT

Dagrons are hungry bastards that eat everything from sheep and goats to rocks and rockstars.

Their stoumach acid is capable of dissolving near anything, and their soft bellies are usually covered in gems (except for baby dagrons), although dagrons aren't thieves so most people assume the dagrons grow the gems.

THE HEAD

Dagrons have razor sharp teeth that are stronger than impossiblite. They also breath some kind of magic stuff, usually fire or ice, although poison gas, electricity and bubbles are not unheard of.

THE WINGS

Dagrons are capable of flight despite their IMMENSE size. Their wings make gusts powerful enough to level a small cottage or fell a young tree.

THE LEGS

Dagrons have powerful legs for whatever reasons, which they mostly use to stomp people and trot small distances. They usually fly for transport however.

THE BUSINESS

Boy dagrons have a penis and girl dagrons have a vagina. Even kindergarteners know this.

DAGRONTITS

Female dagrons have milk sacs that are considered the softest material in the world. The few who have touched a living dagrons breasts have claimed to have become so relaxed that their health problems all go away, they feel stronger, and at peace with the world. Dead dagrons tits become stone cold and hard, which means they are one of the few pieces of a dagron that, sadly, cannot be harvested.

Dagronmilk is a common ingredient in really powerful fire based magic spells.

Dagrons are also a source of many other forms of loot, such as fangs, horns, scales, flame sacs, and eggs. These are all highly prized and heavily taxed by the DSA.

Dagrons can live to be over 9000 years old, and because they breed so much there are speculated to be several million dagrons in the Volcano Pits. Dagrons are considered a pest, and as such, people have sought to slay them.

The Dagron Slaying Authority oversees the slaying of dagrons, and since their founding, have slayed thousands of dagrons, however not enough for the problem to get any better.

Ancient tales tell of a similar beast known as a DRAGON, but most people believe it to just be a typo. However, this typo is very common, so some people think they originally were called dragons but one day someone said "dag yo, drag is a dumb prefix" and so it was changed for the better.