Ugly Bitches

One of the more dangerous monsters in the Whiki is the Ugly Bitch.

These are human females who have unfortunately been hit in the face with an ugly branch and now prey on the weak and the sick because they're ugly and they know it.

They are known to be aggressive, stupid, narcisstic (but not in a cool Fourwind type of way), and REALLY REALLY REALLY VERY REALLY SUPER GROSS REALLY UGLY GET THEM AWAY OH GOD HELP.

Ugly bitches are particularly dangerous because unlike normal monsters, they are allowed to live in human society. This means you can be in danger of meeting one IN YOUR OWN HOME TOWN.

The best methods for dealing with an ugly bitch are hard truths, mirrors, running away, and shotguns. I'd go with the shotgun just to be safe. In fact, maybe two shotguns. Or three. If you got a lot of arms, get a lot of shotguns.